This gem started with the guitar needing to doing its thing. When I start this way, instead of with lyrics that need music, the lyrics I find are typically ridiculous.

That said, there is truth here…

I Won’t Tell You Twice

E E E A E E B E

Daddy, got any advice for me to live a happy life based on your experience? Any?

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I hope you’ll remember this critical advice
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This is really important and I won’t tell you twice

Don’t eat your boogers or stick to a chair
But, if you’re outside, you can flick ‘em anywhere

Don’t leave a turd floating in the bowl
But, if you see it overflow, well then it’s time to go

Don’t fart at the dinner table but if it lingers
Don’t say nothing and start pointing fingers

Don’t piss the bed after 30 but if you do
Flip the mattress over and never tell your brother

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