You will find the song on the Polarity album

Three Bean Salad

This is a silly song I put together several years ago. It means nothing except that a message on relationships grew out of the lyrics as they developed because I can’t help myself. It is a sloppy mess of a production but, it’s fun.

Three Bean Salad

Johnny was kicked outa school
For playing too much pool
But Johnny played it cool
‘Cause he was no man’s fool
He had the World’s best Three Bean Salad

His girl’s name was Sadie
She was kinda crazy
She seemed a little lazy
Like her sister, Daisy
But she was the brains behind The Salad

Three Bean Salad
What was its magic?
Get it wrong, make it bad
That would be tragic         Oh Yeah!

Instrumental

Play Slow…
There is a moral to this tale
Nothing to do with beans
Treat your Lady very well
Or she’ll shred all your dreams  

Sadie had the magic touch
Johnny didn’t think too much
He thought that life was such
He could hang out on the couch
Sadie didn’t like that so she left with…

The Three Bean Salad
Gone was the magic
He got it wrong, made it bad
It was real tragic       Oh My!

So that’s the story in all of its glory
Poor John got no more, he lost Sadie, Sorry
And he got no more Three Bean Salad