She may hate me for this but, it’s too funny. Giselle occasionally screws around with Apps that make her look… one way or another. In real life, she has never looked like this, nor could she. But, I wanted a ‘devious’ face here and… well, she provided (without permission).

You can find this song on the “that guy” album. I’m not lying!

Liar Liar

The point of this song is the 1960s R&R music. If you’re old, you should love it! The lyrics, the story is fun, funny and of limited social merit.

A                                 A
There’s someone’s knocking on my door
D                                 D
Another guy’s calling on the phone
A                                 A
I don’t care who they are
E                                 D    E7
Tell them I’m not home

And, if they ever dare to come back
Just tell them this instead
“He said to tell you go away
Because he’s dead”

B                                 E
Liar, liar, pants on fire
F#                               B
You aren’t going to get my money
Abm                            Db
You shed nothing but crocodile tears
F                                 E
Things are tough. This ain’t funny!”

Instrumental (2 verses)

I went to my Daddy’s great big house
To get for me a little loan
My mommy opened the door just a crack
She smiled and said, “He’s not home”

Liar, liar, pants on fire
I just want a little money
She shed her crocodile tears
“Love you son. You’re so funny!”